My pitch for predator 5
there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating
lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?
Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?
fingering myself
GEORGE: She came on my glasses.
JERRY: On your glasses?
GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!
JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?
GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?
JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.
GEORGE: You're missing the point.
KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.
GEORGE: Thank you!!
JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!
KRAMER: I do for sex!
he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 48 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺